Hi All, I thought I would brighten up the day with a few good comeback jokes. These are great if you want to insult someone you particularly don’t like, lol.
1: I love what you’ve done to your hair. How do you get it to come out your nostrils like that?
2: The only way you could ever get laid, is if you crawl up a chicken’s arse and wait.
3: I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your arse.
4: Your lips are moving but all I hear is “blah, blah, blah”.
5: I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.
6: No, those pants don’t make you look fatter- how could they?
7: Your not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
8: What’s the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
9: If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
10: Hey, you have something on your chin… no, the third one down.
11: Your so ugly when you look in the mirror, your reflection looks away.
12: Quick, check your face! I just found your nose in my business.
13: I’d slap you but I don’t want to make your face look better.
14: It’s better to let someone know your stupid than open your mouth and prove it.
15: I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
Go ahead people insult your enemies today 😂👍